By G9ija

According to the clergymen, who listed items such as credit alert, expensive bags and latest phones as love languages of a Nigerian woman and in extension Africa as a whole.

On a lighter mood, in Nigerian or let me say across Africa. Our own 5 love languages are and correct me if I’m wrong ladies:

Expensive bags/shoes

Ordering fod that i’m not paying for.

Massages and being left alone in peace.

Did i mention getting Alarms not alerts. 50k is alert, 5M is alarm.

Forgot to add number 6. Latest phones even if i don’t know how to work it.Wink wink,Stop arguing with us, when we are trying to get our points across. We are the only ones allowed to speak. Your points don’t count. Just say sorry and admit you are wrong always. End of story